SPAMMING!!

haha actually i found this on ziyi's blog, if i wasnt bored to the core i wouldnt found it anyway...haha this is actually another product of mine when i was too bored...i spammed ziyi's MSN when she wasnt online, if i still remembers...haha coz i think it was my masterpiece in somewhere ard sept 2008?? anyway, ENJOY!

SPAMMING....THIS IS CALL ORDERLY SPAM WITH A LAST DIFFERENT..
LET THE SPAM EXPERT..... MY FIRST ONE! EXPLAIN THE REAL MEANING OF SPAMMING...
"SPAMMING MEANS A DISRUPTIVE COMMERCIAL MESSAGE POSTED ON A COMPUTER NETWORK, SPAMMING IS A FORM OF NEW ART ON INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY OR IT, IT IS FUN ESPECIALLY DOING IT ON AN INTERATIVE RESPONDENT. YOU CAN SEE HOW THEY ARE ON THE VERGE OF PISSED, THAT'S THE SATISFACTION WHEN SPAMMER ARE IN THE PROCESS OF SPAMMING. CURRENTLY THERE IS NO OFFICIAL DOCUMENTATION ON THIS ART FROM THE PAST, MAINLY BECAUSE OF THE POOR RECORDING SYSTEM DURING THAT TIME. ME AND MY FEW COLLEAGUES HAS BEEN PROPOSING IN SETTING UP VARIOUS NON GOVERNMENTAL ORGANISATION RELATING TO THIS FORM OF ART. WE HAVE BEEN PLANNING TO HAVE A 'SPAMMING MUSEUM', DESPITE THE POOR HISTORY ON SPAMMING BUT WE ARE STILL ON OUR WAY TO RECOVER SUCH RECORDS WITH THE EXPERTS IN THE FOREIGN COUNTRIES.
I BELIEVE WITH THEIR EXPERTISE IN SPAMMING, RECOVERING OF SPAMS RECORD AND THE GENEROUS ASSISTANCE GIVEN TO US, WE COULD HAVE THE MUSEUM UP IN NO TIME. OF COURSE WE NEED OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS TO UNDERSTAND AND APPRECIATE THE ART OF SPAMMING, THEREFORE I FIND IT A NEED AND WE HAS ALSO PROPOSE SUCH IDEA TO THE MINISTRY OF EDUCATION, TO SET UP A SCHOOL LOCALLY, EDUCATING OUR YOUNGER GENERATION IS NOT AN EASY ISSUE, LIKE THE NORMAL PATH OF EDUCATION SPAMMING TOO, NEED TO BE EDUCATED FOR A LONG PERIOD. FOR OUR TODDLERS, WE WILL HAVE A 'PRE-SCHOOLER SPAMMING INSTITUTION', THE CONCEPT OF THE PRE-SCHOOLER INSTITUTION IS TO LET OUR TODDLERS TO HAVE AN IDEA OF WAD EXACTLY SPAMMING IS, WE NEED TO ROOT IN THE CULTURE OF SPAMMING INTO THIS YOUNG MINDS.
THE INSTITUTION WILL BE IN GRADED SYSTEM, WITH NURSERY AND KINDERGARDEN, IN THE NURSERY PHASE TODDLERS WILL LEARN THE ART OF SPAMMING ON THE PAPERS FIRST, NOT TO WORRY THIS PAPERS ARE RECYCLED FROM VARIOUS MAJOR COMPANIES. THEY WILL BE GIVEN THE FREEDOM TO SPAM AT THEIR WILL BECAUSE WE BELIEVE THAT AT THE AGE OF TODDLERS, THEIR MINDS ARE THE PUREST TO SPAM WITHOUT THINKING. WE WAN THEM TO KNOW SPAMMING IS TO BE DONE IN THE MOST COMFORT FORM OF MIND. WHEN THEY ARE IN THE KINDERGARDEN STAGE, THEIR PROFICIENCY OF SPAMMING WILL BE FOCUSING MORE ON GAINING THE EXPERIENCES IN THE COURSE OF SPAMMING, WE ALSO START TO LET THEM DEVELOP THEIR THINKING MIND TO CORRECT THEIR WAY OF SPAMMING, AND KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG DURING THE SPAMMING. 'SPAMMING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL' WHICH EQUIVALENT TO THE LOCAL PRIMARY SCHOOL, HOWEVER OFFERS A TOTAL OF 4 YEARS INSTEAD 6 YEARS EDUCATION. HERE WE WILL FOCUS ON INTRODUCING THE DIFFERENT FORM OF SPAMMING WHERE THE 2 EXAMPLES HAS BEEN LISTED BEFORE MY SPEECH. OTHER MODULES SUCH AS MAINTAINING THE MENTAL ABILITY TO SPAM BOTH PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY, THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE HISTORY IN SPAMMING AND LASTLY IN THEIR FOURTH YEAR THEY WILL HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO DIFFERENTIATE THE BRANDS, MODELS AND SERIES OF THE MODERN TECHNOLOGY. AT THE END THEY HAVE BE TAKING THE 'PSLE, OR PROFICIENT SPAMMING LEAVING EXAMINATION', AFTER WHICH THEY WILL BE ENROLLED INTO THE LOCALLY EQUIVALENT SECONDARY SCHOOL, 'INSTITUTION DE SPAMMING' WILL BE PROVING A STANDARD OF 4 YEARS EDUCATIONS, COMPRISING THE LEARNING OF WAD KIND OF SPAMMING FORM IS TO BE USED ON WHICH KIND OF TECHNOLOGY, CREATIVE INVENTION ON SPAMMING, THE LAW ON SPAMMING, UNDERSTANDING THE SPAMMING CULTURE OF UP TO 6 CULTURE PLUS ADDITIONAL 2 OPTIONAL CULTURE. THEY WILL BE LEAVING THE INSTITUTION AFTER TAKING THE INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNISE QUALIFICATION ON SPAMMING, WHICH IS THE 'GENERAL SPAMMING EDUCATION OR G.S.E 'S' LEVEL'. AFTER WHICH THEY WILL BE ADMITTED INTO THE 2 YEARS DIPLOMA COURSE IN 'SPAMMER COLLEGE', HERE THEY WILL BE LEARNING A HIGHER STANDARD OF SPAMMING, UNDERSTANDING THE SPAMMING CULTURE OF UP TO 10 CULTURE, CLOCKING MINIMUM 500 HOURS OF SPAMMING PER MONTH AND 550 IN THE SUBSEQUENT YEAR. THE TOP 20% COHORT WILL HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF ENTERING INTO THE MASTERS DEGREE OF SPAMMING WHERE THE REST WILL HAVE TO FOLLOW THE TRADITIONAL ROUTE OF EDUCATION AND BE IN THE DEGREE LEVEL, EITHER LEVEL THEY WILL BE DOING THE SAME THINGS EXCEPT THAT THE MASTERS WILL BE EXPECTED FOR MORE QUANTITY AND BETTER QUALITY IN THEIR WORKS. THE MODULES OF THE DEGREES AND MASTERS WILL BE KEPT IN VIEW UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE."

disclaimer: please ignore all the grammatical errors n spelling mistakes, most importantly the illogical sense in the 'message'...i think this is the consequence of listening to too much mrbrown.com podcast..coz i damn crazy over their podcast haha...